Home of the Smaht Tahp
Ayuh, what we make is simple, maybe a bit 'unfinished' but we
hope you too will discovah just how SMAHT our stuff is.
We kinda see it as a union of us as a couple
one side a little roughah, but pretty strong and protective;
the other a little softah and comfy.
You could surely live without a Smaht Tahp ....
but why risk it!? Read USES
Show us YOUR uses!! #smahttahp #seamsunfinished #wickedsmaht
sports fan ground covah
4-wheelah seat protectah
flat tiyah changin' cloth
picnic ground covah
chayahlift bum warmah
treestand sittin'
post-run cah seat sweat protectah
privacy cloth
emergency cape
bleachah seat pad
tailgatin'
baby changin' tahp
Old Orchahd Beach towel savah
sled seat covah
throw over a puddle for your ole lady/man
rip in plow truck seat covah, covah
showah mat upta camp
mat for feet comin' outta the boat/watah
protect your lap when eatin' italians
nasty aihplane seat covah
yankee swap gift !
replacement window tahp
drive in movie theatah seat
Mallett Brothahs music festival space savah
sleepin' in the aihport
best wedding gift EVAH
Uses for a Smaht Tahp ?
Don't chuck a used Smaht Tahp
We realize that tahp material is a plastic, but we hope that you will reuse this product to its fullest before decidin' to put in a landfill or or somethin' else not so smaht.
Upon receivin' this fine product, we feel the best place to keep your Smaht Tahp handy is in your cah, backpack, diapah bag, picnic kit, near the coolah supplies for campin', truck box, sled saddle bag, or in your cahhaht ovahalls back pocket.
However, we realize that these can be supah handy, and may get dirty (but are completely washable!) and you may no longah want to use a wohn tahp for such fancy applications.
The list to the right are a few things we've come up with to keep on bein' smaht with your Seams Unfinished product. Please considah a few.
oil changin' pad
gahdnin' kneelin' pad
weed preventah
small batch of wood carriah
dog watah/food pad
used mahshmallow stick placemat
wet geayah mat in breezeway
dead crittah transportah
windshield snow protectah
tool bench covah
last minute gag gift (add new ribbon)
ABOUT US
We're Tracyn & Steve. We were bohn and raised in Maine; lived 'away' for a while and now are back. We live up in the mountains of Western Maine, each engineerahs (of different sohts) by degree. Collectively, we have wohked on land, at sea, advencha raced, owned businesses, been on reality TV shows, hold patents, ski, paddleboahd, parent. We even married other people, then figured out we were meant to be togethah. We feel our Seams Unfinished products are 'Wicked' Smaht. We'd like to think you will too.
Shippin' & Returns Info
We offah FREE Shippin' on all ordahs.
Add 5 bucks for expedited shipping (USPS Priority).
Need it even fastah? We COMPLETELY understand ! This is such a practical purchase and think of how long you may have lived without it ??!
Contact us and we'll quote ya the best price, bud.
Let's face it. What we make are pretty simple things with some really spiffy uses. At this point in time ALL of our products are sewn on our (previously known as) dining room table with an inexpensive Singer Sewing machine by Tracyn and her evah-improving sewing skills.
We are committed to providin' consistently high quality items for a good value. If you want supah high tech fabrics and fabrications, well, we feel there are plenty of those out there already. Thus, we started "Seams Unfinished Company of Maine"
We guarantee what we make for it's crafts(wo)manship, and reasonable lifespan. If you feel you have a product that did not meet this expectation by all means, we will fix 'er up. Please fill out the following, and we will reply ASAP, as long as we're not too busy or out shovelin', with a resolution/replacement.
CONTACT
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